Alternate Time Line

In an alternate timeline, I took my last final yesterday and it was a smashing grand slam.

In the current timeline, my alarm clock did not go off and I got a big round zero.

On the bright side, I no longer need to worry about pushing my grades up that little bit to graduate with the highest honor, but can be content to rest solidly in the middle-honors bracket.

I'm handling it with abnormal calm and resolve.