you can crochet anything

such as this tampon cozy:

(Thank you "crafts gone bad" on Craftster)

This is why I like scrapbooking.
I get embarassed admiting that it is my fave.
However, it will never be a tampon cozy. ever.
And unlike the very trash-able space taking crochet projects I've made in the past, I will never be able to throw away my scrapbooks. No matter how ugly I realize they are later.

(I realize the corrupt logic is that I just gave myself an excellent reason to put down the scissors and paper and make nice cozies to give all my sisters for christmas.)