8.21.2006

Consumer Advisory Alert

A strict warning is in place for the All-You-Can-Eat Sunday Brunch at Marie Callendar's. Consuming this product, even in moderation, will produce the following adverse reactions:
  • Mixing food on one's plate which should never touch, such as Salmon, Waffles with fresh blueberry, and eggs benedict.
  • Disappointment when beautiful food tastes mediocre at best
  • With no price posted, expect some initial shock when the bill arrives $15/plate.
  • Stomach cramps which last all day and severe vomiting several hours later.

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